1. vancity604778kid:

    ultrafacts:

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    This penguin has higher honors than me. Did you know he was actually Knighted!!!!

    is that a badge on his arm OMG

    (via ultrafacts)

     
  2. theunpopularblogger:

    britneyinventions:

    2014jordyn:

    britneyinventions:

    Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

    I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

    All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

    This post is a fucken mess

     
  3. kanyewesticle:

    This is my best tweet

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  4. outerspacecake:

    I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

    (via joshpeck)

     
  5. outerspacecake:

    I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

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  6. prohibiti0n:

    i have abs………..olutely nothing

    (Source: prohibiti0n, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  7. crrocs:

    Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

    image

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  8. julesername:

    what kind of show is this

    (Source: roabeart, via joshpeck)

     
  9. officialwhitegirls:

    laughter-everyday:

    what the hell is going on here

    a good time

    (Source: snailerino, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. helioscentrifuge:

    theeverfreeforest:

    UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

    shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

    (Source: equestria, via ruinedchildhood)